I was browsing Jung Seed’s new catalog when I found this:
It’s a bearded iris called “Dracula’s Kiss.”
And I don’t think I’ve ever wanted a flower more. Seriously, look at this thing. People go on and on about black roses, but this is the gothiest flower I’ve ever seen.
If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them